Oh the Things We Say!

These are random things that have been said in the 114. Please don't try to understand what they mean or why they were said; for the most part we don't know or even remember, but we do know that they were funny!

Kelsey: "I've just got Stinky"
Lauren: "Is that code? BOOFER!"
"It's like a bird trap down there!" -Lauren
"Rape is not... grape?" -Jesika
"I see poop all the time. I just don't have the desire to skewer it!" -Lauren
"Gigantuan" -Lauren
"BAHA!" -All of us
"Are you saying I have a large girth?" -Lauren
"You stalked the Asians?" directed towards Angel
"Plantax" -Lauren
"You want to see us naked?!" -Lauren (to Andrew)
"Blue footed Bubi's?" -Angel
"Wow, I thought that said Blue footed Pubis" -Lauren
"Prisoner of War!!! POW, pow, Pow, POW, POW!" -Kelsey
"We did the calculations and I've peed for 14 days of my life!" -Sara
"Can I be a cashew?" -Lauren
"Partens, you know... like Dolly?" -Lauren
"I keep thinking that I see shooting stars, but it's just sparkels
in my bangs" -Angel
"Poop is SEXY!" -Lauren
"Boof Juice!" -Enough said!
"I don't want to go to a bridal fair. It's like babysitting... they give you kids, but you can't keep them!" -Brooklin
"Shot through the heart, and you're too late" -Lauren
"Lauren gives love a bad name" -Kelsey
"I have belting voices in my head, and they won't SHUT UP!" -Kelsey
"I am making my legs talk to each other." -Sara
"Your bed and I are tight, like unto a dish." -Sara
"I'd rather have a guy down my shirt than a girl!" -Kelsey
"Poor little Mitten... holding a kitten" -Kelsey
"Kelsey and Sara practice safe cuddling" -Sara
"Can I bedazzle your mohawk?!" -Lauren
"Easy squeazy, lemon peazy." -Kelsey
"Do you want to dance?' 'No! That's not how you do it!!!" -Brooklin
"I'm kind of chicky pilli." -Kelsey
"Lets crank this baby out Spencer!" -Kelsey
"You're bosom buddies with Michelle Quan?!" -Lauren