If I happen not to wake up in the morning it's because I've OD'd on pot stickers, fried nutella won tons and Aggie ice cream. Talk about calorie overload!
Please do me a favor and call a snow plow and then the lovely people on the other end of 911. If I am dead I have yet to decide if I want to be buried or cremated (find out which the church approves of most and do that one please).
If my vitals are still in check give me chocolate cake and hopefully I'll come to and have the worst excessive-amount-of-calories hangover EVER!
Please and Thank you!